{"product_id":"plus-size-straight-outta-patience-wearable-blanket-pullover-cozy-oversized-hoodie","title":"Plus Size Straight Outta Patience Wearable Blanket Pullover Cozy Oversized Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003ePlus Size Straight Outta Patience Wearable Blanket Pullover Cozy Oversized Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nATTENTION\u003cbr\u003e\nSizing in PHOTOS\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eStay warm, comfy, and delightfully unbothered in this Straight Outta Patience Wearable Blanket Pullover, designed especially with plus‑size comfort in mind. This ultra‑soft oversized hoodie wraps you in plush warmth from head to toe, making it perfect for lounging, movie nights, chilly mornings, or those days when your patience is running on empty. The bold graphic adds a hilarious, relatable touch that makes this piece an instant mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in a generously oversized, one‑size‑fits‑most silhouette, it features a roomy hood, deep kangaroo pocket, and relaxed fit that drapes beautifully on plus‑size bodies. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this wearable blanket delivers maximum coziness with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for homebodies, humor lovers, and anyone who deserves a warm hug in hoodie form.\u003cbr\u003e\nStay warm, stay cozy, and stay spooky with this must‑have horror fan wearable blanket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n         \u003cp\u003e*** Great for outdoor events like markets or bonfires or just lounging at barbecues\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSize: One size fits most \u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: Plush fleece + sherpa lining \u003cbr\u003e\nCare: Machine wash cold, tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eThe wearable blanket can be used in all occasions and seasons. Great for all year round use, no matter\u003cbr\u003e\nin cold days or in summer time in a cold air condition room.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eYou Can Add your own design to this blanket\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCan Be customized\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Made of 100% polyester fleece that keep you warm.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Light weight, no heavy load for a long time to wear.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Features a premium no-fade print with beautiful color vibrancy.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great for all year round use, no matter in cold days or in summer time.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gentle machine or hand wash in cold water. Hang dry; Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade to Order\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease ALLOW 5-19 days for delivery\u003cbr\u003e\nAll sales Final\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMADAME OOH LALA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Madame Ooh La La","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45549289603126,"sku":null,"price":98.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/7923\/1286\/files\/il_fullxfull.7546901714_szj0.jpg?v=1777491243","url":"https:\/\/madameoohlala.com\/products\/plus-size-straight-outta-patience-wearable-blanket-pullover-cozy-oversized-hoodie","provider":"Madame Ooh La La","version":"1.0","type":"link"}