{"product_id":"grumpy-old-man-velveteen-plush-blanket-funny-sarcastic-throw","title":"Grumpy Old Man Velveteen Plush Blanket, Funny Sarcastic Throw","description":"\u003cp\u003eI Am A Grumpy Old Man\u003cbr\u003e\nLet's Get One Thing Straight\u003cbr\u003e\nI Don't Have Anger Issues\u003cbr\u003e\nI Have Issues with Stupid Motherfucker's\u003cbr\u003e\nWho Make Me Angry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n \n\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in comfort and humor with this cozy Velveteen Plush Blanket. Perfect for cool evenings on the couch, this blanket brings a vibrant touch to your living space while showcasing a bold design. Ideal for those with a playful spirit, it makes a fantastic gift for friends, family, or even yourself. This blanket is perfect for cozy night-ins, movie marathons, or simply adding a splash of personality to your home decor. Celebrate occasions like birthdays, holidays, or just because you deserve a little extra comfort!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Made from 100% polyester, offering quick-drying and shape-retaining properties.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Designed specifically for adults, ensuring the perfect cozy fit.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Sourced from China with compliance to safety regulations.\u003cbr\u003e\n- High detail print on one side, featuring vibrant colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e\n- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\n- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e\n- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\n- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003cbr\u003e\nWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\nCare instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Madame Ooh La La","offers":[{"title":"30\u0026quot; × 40\u0026quot;","offer_id":45549253132342,"sku":"77640455234618021699,76107795104190126661,28938379628642101684","price":29.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\u0026quot; × 60\u0026quot;","offer_id":45549253165110,"sku":"77640455234618021699,76107795104190126661,28938379628642101684","price":29.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\u0026quot; × 80\u0026quot;","offer_id":45549253197878,"sku":"77640455234618021699,76107795104190126661,28938379628642101684","price":29.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/7923\/1286\/files\/il_fullxfull.7381297591_fer0.jpg?v=1777490980","url":"https:\/\/madameoohlala.com\/products\/grumpy-old-man-velveteen-plush-blanket-funny-sarcastic-throw","provider":"Madame Ooh La La","version":"1.0","type":"link"}