Grumpy Old Man Velveteen Plush Blanket, Funny Sarcastic Throw

I Am A Grumpy Old Man
Let's Get One Thing Straight
I Don't Have Anger Issues
I Have Issues with Stupid Motherfucker's
Who Make Me Angry

Wrap yourself in comfort and humor with this cozy Velveteen Plush Blanket. Perfect for cool evenings on the couch, this blanket brings a vibrant touch to your living space while showcasing a bold design. Ideal for those with a playful spirit, it makes a fantastic gift for friends, family, or even yourself. This blanket is perfect for cozy night-ins, movie marathons, or simply adding a splash of personality to your home decor. Celebrate occasions like birthdays, holidays, or just because you deserve a little extra comfort!

Product features
- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability.
- Made from 100% polyester, offering quick-drying and shape-retaining properties.
- Designed specifically for adults, ensuring the perfect cozy fit.
- Sourced from China with compliance to safety regulations.
- High detail print on one side, featuring vibrant colors.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product